iPhone user:
I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6

Android user:
Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else

iPhone user:
I just like this pho-

Android user:
The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*